Abortion Slogans

Imagine if Planned Parenthood advertsed their services using some of these…

1) If you don’t want your future daughter to be a miserable failure with ten cats get an abortion.

2) Imagine if your child grew up to be the next Andrea dworkin? Don’t worry. Visit Planned Parenthood.

3) Violence against girls is bad. But its OK when we do it.

4) The girls of the future are concerned about future male violence and male oppression but you can help solve it today thanks to Planned Parenthood. It only 5 minutes.

5) If its good enough for china. Its good enough for us.

6) Thought killing females was horrible? We did too until we went to Planned Parenthood. Now we can’t stop laughing.

7) Nothing says failure like being a feminist. Help prevent future cruelty to women by visiting us at Planned Parenthood.

8) Too many oppressed women? Planned Parenthood. Every little helps.

9) Brought you by population control advocates.

10) All the talented women of Hollywood support us. Why don’t you?

11) Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt… Your bank balance, that is.

12) If the baby’s white. Are you gonna raise a racist? Visit Planned Parenthood.

13) Babies are yesterday’s fashion trend. Abortion is today’s.

14) First abortion is free on us. After that, white males have to pay through higher taxes. Why wait?

15) If it doesn’t live yet. Why not Kill it?1

16) Everybody’s doing it. Why be left out? Get abortion today.

17) Buy one. Abort one for free.

18) If its cheaper to get rid off it now why go through with pregnancy?19

19) Keeping up with the Hitlers.

20) One death is a tragedy. Sixty million unborn deaths don’t count.

21) 3 Minutes to get knocked up. 5 Minutes to undo it. Simples.

22) Giving birth? Should’ve got to Planned Parenthood.

23) No safe sexual protection? Tell that to Planned Parenthood.

24) Want foolproof pregnancy prevention? That’ll be Planned Parenthood.

25) Babies are an STD. Protect yourself with Planned Parenthood.

26) Childbirth is hard. Abortion is easy. Visit Planned Parenthood.

27) Made a bad error of judgement? Visit Planned Parenthod.

28) Mistakes can be erased. Ask Planned Parenthood.

29) Decisions in life can be difficult. Planned Parenthood can make it easier.

Women and Bathrooms. Mystery Solved?

I went in the women’s restroom yet I didn’t see anything in there that would want to make me hang out in crowds. But for some reason women do.

I asked my Girlfriend why she goes to the bathroom with her friends. She said, “It’s a sense of community.” I looked at her and said, “Yeah. But you’re there to piss or shit.” You do understand that, ladies? The bathroom isn’t a place to exchange cooking recipes or discuss the latest celebrity gossip. You go there to piss or shit.

I’m an independent, strong, empowered woman who don’t need no man. But I do need my group of best friends to accompany me every time I need the bathroom. So they can hold my hand and cheer me on when I go to take a shit. We women don’t need a man but without our friends we can’t take a shit by ourselves.

The only reason any person would want to go to the bathroom in groups is so they can have some kind of shitting contest. Can you imagine that? Three female best friends in the bathroom challenging each other to see who can have the loudest plop.

Woman #1: Right, ladies. Get the toilet seat in position. Knickers down. The first to poop the loudest wins. No cheating by using piss soaked toilet paper, alright? I will notice the difference between a poop plopping into the toilet bowl and some wet toilet paper.

Real Reason Why Women Hate D1ck pics

We all know women hate receiving unsolicited pix of dix. Ever wondered why in general women don’t like looking at male genitals the way men do with women? Ever wondered why women tend to see upper male body (pecs, abs etc) as being more attractive, turn on than the lower body?

The TRUTH will surprise you but also make perfect sense.

Men like joking that our ‘naughty bits‘ are like trouser snakes or just snakes in general when discuss size, etc am I right?

*drum roll*

BIG MISTAKE!! Don’t you see, men? That’s why women HATE DICKS!! It leaves them traumatised because of that basic fact. It’s what turns women into Lesbians or transgender individuals. Get it? Understand it? Know where I’m coming from, fellas?

Penises are a reminder to women of that fatal night in the garden of Eden. Oh yes. Women suffer from PTSD as a result of having flashbacks to their original mother Eve. Do you understand now? This is why so many women are depressed and mentally unstable. They are surrounded by objects everywhere that taunt them about their own devastating mistake on that tragic night in Eden.

Women become Lesbians in order to escape looking at serpent style objects that penetrate them. This internal fear that ALL women have has been passed down through their genes right through history. It’s a never-ending, all consuming fear that the serpent will kill and devour their offspring as a result of their OWN SIN.

Male genitalia is typical stand-in, as far as women’s crazed, paranoid minds are concerned which is why they hate looking at pictures of it or why they don’t find it attractive or a turn on (it’s a nightmare for them). As well as why women will for all eternity live in fear of rape (being attacked again by the serpent and consumed by it).

REMEMBER THAT MEN.

When you flaunt your ‘naughty bits‘ around women falsely thinking they’re turn on or are attracted to it. THINK AGAIN.

YOU ARE PUTTING WOMEN THROUGH IMMENSE TRAUMA. You are reminding them of their own past mistake in the garden of Eden. They are scared that your penis is the serpent that tricked them into sin.

Don’t be surprised if after whipping out ‘the meat and two veg.’ Women over-react in an uncontrolled state of panic and anxiety. Don’t be shocked if they try to kick or punch your crotch screaming, “NOOOOOO! STOP COMING AFTER ME SERPENT!! Have you not caused enough damage yet for my sin?

If they drop to their knees sobbing, crying non-stop before praying, “Why GOD, why? Why do you allow the Serpent to taunt me so much?” You now know why.

This is why women need therapy a lot. This is why women go to the bathroom in groups. (Extra protection from potential serpent lookalikes lurking about.)

POEM: Be mad, girls, Be mad…

[This is in 6 syllable meter]

I’m a girl, I’m damn mad

not a boy, those guys suck.

Ignored for who I am,

patriarchy damn bad.

Stick it to them sisters,

females shouldn’t suck cock.

I don’t hate men, yeah right?

Why should I suffer rape?

They shout, scream and kill us

and told not to fight back.

Kill, kill, kill those damn men

get revenge on them all.

Girls, please don’t stop, don’t stop

our rage will get us through.

Men won’t ever leave us

we must always be bad.

How can anyone laugh at this?

I went to Starbucks in San Francisco and what did I see? Upper-middle class white dudes wearing expensive Armani suits, talking on $600 brand new iPhones whilst drinking their lattes with their pants around their ankles taking a crap on the floor.

I’d like to imagine that in 50 years time nobody will care who Taylor Swift was. But I’m sure it won’t take that long.

That’s why I love supporting female reproductive rights. If she get pregnant with a girl. We always have the option to terminate it.

Abortion helps keep the feminist population under control. If you don’t give birth to babies. You can’t have a new generation of feminists.

If you knew your daughter would grow up to be a feminist. Wouldn’t you support abortion?

Support female reproductive rights. Prevent a future Andrea Dworkin being born.

Rape is never funny until I do it.

Feminists say there’s never any excuse for rape. I can think of two. 1) She had it coming 2) she asked for it.

If any female soccer player threatens to kick you in the nuts then all you have to do is watch a typical female soccer match and remember that they’re not very good at kicking balls.

The greatest feeling a woman can get when she’s with me is the sheer unadulterated sense of relief of making it through the day without me repeatedly punching her in the face.

I don’t have any current convictions of violence against women but I came here today to try and pick some up. Never too late to start.

Rape makes me extremely angry. How dare these evil nasty men go around brutalising innocent women without asking me first to join in.

If women are going to get raped then they should have the decency to call me up so I can come over and watch.

I love my wife the most when she’s screaming her head off in agonising pain and misery.

I imagine when the French soccer team ends up playing the German soccer team in the world cup final. The French team will surrender after 6 minutes.

Feminists tell men that the future is female whilst going out their way to tell women to avoid having kids.

When I went to a job interview the other week I asked how many females worked at the company. Since I’m always looking for new rape victims to brutalise.

When I got asked at a job interview what my best skills were. I told them it was a near super human ability for sexually harassing and raping women and constantly getting away with it. I told them I wasn’t gonna say any names but I have enough victims to fill a large book.

The future is female because any money that men can make. Women can spend it twice as fast.

80% of feminists deserve to die. The other 20% deserve to die in pain.

I’d rather lick the boot of Patriarchy than kiss the ass of a feminist.

The only pronouns I’m using for you is ‘kiss my ass.‘ You either except it, leave it or kiss my ass.

Trans women are women. Trans men are just fucking delusional.

Woman: I hit my husband once. I don’t remember why. The last thing I remember after smacking him is waking up in a coma. Apparently I was out cold for 6 months.

The thing I love most about my wife is when she is as far away as possible so I don’t have to put up with her endless whiny shit.

I don’t care what women say, think, feel or do. Unless it involves me.

The bible is very inspiring. I think it’s about a bloke with a beard. If I’m not mistaken there was a movie about him at Christmas. I forget his name. It might be father something… Oh yeah. Father Christmas. That’s right. The bible is all about him. He has a birthday on December 25th. I didn’t get Father Christmas anything but he did bring me a Nintendo. Which was nice.

Being in Hollywood is so tough that all the world’s coal miners are breathing a collected sigh of relief that they didn’t end up in tinsel town.

Since the coal mine industry in Wales closed down. You have a lot of unemployed miners roaming around the streets after dark. They’d happily fuck you for a packet of cigarettes and some sweets.

Following the collapse of energy giant Enron. The corporate suits are bringing out their own brand of shampoo in order to get their money back. The slogan for it will be.. ‘Enron Shampoo. Because we’re worthless.

I can solve Climate Change for the cheapest price possible. We take $10 bill and shove it in Greta Thunberg’s mouth to shut her up. No more hot air heating the planet.

I used to work in a hospital. A man came in with an axe stuck in his head. I asked him if he had any symptoms of a headache. He told me he didn’t but instead had a bad case of constipation.

Anita Sarkeesian could save a ton of money, time and effort by doing only one video whilst still getting the same message across. She should wear a T-Shirt that reads, “Everything is Sexist. Understand?” Then she should film herself standing in front a camera waving her arms around shouting, “Look at me. I’m so important.” Same message as everything she has ever done. None of the bullshit.

Evil is my middle name..

Those who fail to confront evil will be a victim of it.

One of these days the world will realise to its horror how evil I am but by that point it’ll be too late to stop me.

I don’t encourage violence against women but I do think it’s a great idea.

When someone does an unspeakable act of pure malicious evil. The world wonders if that person was possessed by Satan. When Satan does commits an act of unspeakable pure malicious evil. God wonders if Satan was possessed by me.

Any man that thinks he’s equal to women has no ambition.

Nazis are diet coke evil. Just one calorie not evil enough. I’m far worse. I’m the sulphuric acid of evil. I’ll burn your face off.

The best compliment I have ever received is that I’m the bastard love child of Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

The only reason I’m not in hell is because Satan kicked me out after I tried to take over. He’s jealous I’m far more evil than he’ll ever be in his wildest fantasies.

Anyone who thinks comedy is dead should go watch women’s team sports.

I met a female genius once. I was not impressed.

I don’t hate women. That’s not strong enough. I freakin’ despise them.

Of all the things you could be in life. A misogynist is probably the most noble.

People tell me that I must hate women. I always ask ‘Why is that a bad thing?

The only reason men should marry women these days is so they can use her as a punching bag to beat the crap outta her.

I’ve never kissed a woman, never had sex with a woman. Heck, I’ve never had a relationship with a woman in my entire damn life. I’m nearly 40 years old. Those are the things that I consider to be my greatest achievements.

Sex is like smoking. If people knew how disgusting it was they’d never do it at all.

Here’s something feminists should try once in a while. It’s called ‘Shutting the fuck up.

If feminists want to be equal to men they need to do the same dirty and dangerous jobs as men. They need to step up and put their money where their mouth is. That I imagine would be their arse.

If women weren’t such useless, worthless, talent-less sacks of fucking shit. They might actually achieve something important in life.

Have women looked at themselves in the mirror lately? They’re stupid pieces of shit. But it’s not your fault. You’re a woman. You were born that way. I’m sorry.

The woke mobs get turned on by making normal people miserable. I get turned on by making woke people miserable.

Do you want me to eat vegan? How about I slit your throat and eat you?

If I die alone. I’m still gonna be happier than 99.9% of all the world’s married men.

Mister Men get all sexist, init.

Feminists like to complain that the Mr. Men series of books are sexist. I don’t know why. You have a great load of cool characters for boys and girls of all ages. There’s Mr. Engineer, Mr. Scientist, Mr. Smart for the boys and for the girls you have Little Miss shut-your-mouth. What’s sexist about that?

I wrote my own story for the Mr. Men books. It goes like this — Mr. Brainy was having a very complex and intriguing discussion with Mr. Scientist about the origins of the universe. When Little Miss know-it-all came bursting into the room. She said, “Anything men can do women can do better.” Mr. Brainy stroked his chin for a second or two and then replied, “Are you friends with Little Miss shut-your mouth? You should.

Ultimate Mister Men story for the kiddies…

One evening Mr. Sexist was getting ready to go out to dinner. When he heard a loud scream coming from upstairs. Without hesitation he rushed up to find out what the commotion was all about. He saw his wife, Mrs. Sexist in the bedroom standing in front of the mirror in her new evening dress screaming her head off. “Oh my god! Oh my god!” She repeated over and over.

Mr. Sexist was puzzled. “What’s ever the matter, darling?

Mrs. Sexist looked at her husband. “Does my butt look big in this?

Mr. Sexist shook his head unable to contain his disgust at such an overblown reaction from his wife. “Bloody women.” Mrs. sexist started sobbing. Her tears were uncontrollable in the face of such a misogynistic slur. Mrs. Sexist was getting ever more over-emotional as she stood there crying her little heart out.

Mr. Sexist suspected she was having her period or some other women problem that he didn’t understand. Mrs. Sexist cried out, “Do you love me? Please tell me you love me unconditionally and that my backside doesn’t look too big and ghastly.

Mr. Sexist chuckled to himself. Then smiled and gave his wife a big hug and a kiss. “Of course, I love you unconditionally,” He said. “Your the most perfect woman in the world.” Mrs. Sexist stopped crying and jumped up and down for joy. “Now,” Mr. Sexist said. “Get your fat-big-old ass in the car. I’m taking you out for dinner!

Starved of Female Affection…

My dream is for women to love me the way they love other men. I wish women would adore me the way the do those other men. If only I could make them pay me some attention, give me my much needed female affection. Even if I am only able to obtain it for just ONE LOUSY DAY. That would make me a very happy man. I lie in bed at night waiting for that moment where at least one female on this planet decides to pay me some attention and to give me some much needed affection. For I have been starved my entire life of female love.

I toss and turn in my bed at night. Praying to those gods that have delivered this curse by which I suffer from a lack of female affection. Denied my entire life by a starvation of female attention. I don’t know why I am no longer able to get any satisfaction from a life that given me no access to female attention.

I see those other men. I envy those other men. They are never short of female attention. They bask in female love, admiration. They boast of the female affection. Never ending access to female sex and idolisation. How I envy those men. How I wish I could be those men. I hope and I pray that maybe I too will enjoy those same satisfactions. Even if it only lasts ONE LOUSY DAY. I will be glad to pay that asking price with my blood and my life. As I will no longer be starved of female love, attention and much needed affection.

Maybe if I prove myself to the women of the world that I too can be worthy of love, affection, attention and acceptance from them then perhaps I will no longer be denied that which has escaped me and avoided me my entire existence. Maybe I’ll will have the love, attention and affection of just ONE woman even if it only lasts for ONE LOUSY DAY.

That would be worth it. I would die a happy man.

Female Power and Independence

Female power can only exist whilst men continue to listen and obey women’s orders. Female power consists only shame, insults and guilt-tripping men. Once men stop listening or caring then female power is null and void. If females cannot enlist the support of other men to assist in the shaming, bullying of non-compliment men. Then alpha females are powerless.

Women lack the physical strength, dominance and aggression of males. Therefore female power is built around controlling and manipulating men’s superior strength and aggression for their own personal or collective benefit. Women do this through shame, guilt-tripping and insults. They convince men they’re not ‘real men’ (shame), that they are oppressed and have been throughout history (guilt-trip) or that they have small penis (insult).

These are the only tactics that women have since female power is dependent on the allure and sexually desirable nature of women. Once men stop caring, listening or find the women unattractive or desirable. Female power starts becoming ineffective. Women will have to either convince other men to bully or intimidate the non-conforming males or use the force, oppression and intimidation of the state apparatus and legal system to enforce compliance in order to continue to gain benefits and advantages at the expense of others (usually men).

As long as there is incentives to encourage men to comply with obeying female or societies enforcement of laws and benefits for women. Majority of men will obey and sacrifice their own well-being and that of other men in order to gain the reward offered through the incentive. These incentives are usually to avoid being shamed, guilt-tripped and insulted by women and other men. Alternatively they may gain acceptance and love of women in order to procreate.

The truth why things go wrong…

This presents a major problem with women when they abuse their female power to the point it becomes increasingly ineffective. This usually happens when any incentive to listen, obey or care about women and their needs becomes obsolete or increasingly too risky. In other words if men find more women undesirable, unattractive or simply too risky to engage in relationships or procreation. Women will quickly discover that shame, guilt-trips and insults will no longer work. Since men will stop caring and therefore stop listening.

If civilised society has increasingly large numbers of non-compliant males. It will discover crime rates skyrocketing as a result of disengaged, disenfranchised males who no longer respect society norms, values and laws. It’ll find growing immature and unemployable males as result of them losing any incentive to work or study hard. Industrial productivity will go down since men will be working less as well as doing the bare-minimum in order to get by.

Marriage and birth-rates plummet further eroding any incentives for men to productive members of society. Therefore civilised society starts unravelling and breaking down. Since women are dependent on males in one way or another. Either through government services coming from male taxpayer money or everyday services that involve dirty or dangerous work (plumber, sewage workers, truck drivers etc). Then it is usually women who will ended up suffering the most as a result of the withdrawal and growing resentment of males.

Feminists like to champion women as being equal to or better than men. The common slogans, “Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle” or “The future is female” etc display a wilful ignorance of just how much women need and require men one way or another. Without men doing the manual labour work, paying the majority of taxes that fund women’s essential services and welfare then women find themselves unable to function in the modern world. Once males start withdrawing from society, stop being productive etc because any incentive to be has been destroyed or made obsolete or too risky. Then women will find themselves being increasingly unsafe, uncomfortable and unable to access the kind of services, luxuries and careers they once had.

If females abuse their power by becoming increasingly demanding, unattractive, undesirable, unloving, uncaring, narcissistic, self-centred, self-absorbed, self-righteous and hate-filled towards men. They will find these kind of problems accelerating as society will unravel and breakdown. Once men see no reason to listen, care or love women as a result of any love, marriage sex or relationship becoming too risky or simply not a powerful incentive it once was then female power over males will become increasing ineffective.

That therefore will put the majority of alpha career women or man-hating feminists at a severe disadvantage as well as making them prime targets of hate, abuse and violence. Males will have no incentive to assist or protect these females which in turn will put these women at greater risk once society continues to unravel and breakdown.

We are seeing the signs and experiencing the growing results of the abuse of female power. Women feel ever more unsafe on the streets. Misogyny and violence against women increasing. Men are failing more and more in education, lack willpower or drive to be productive. Many men unemployable and immature man-babies. Marriage and birth rates are dropping. Many men see women as increasingly unattractive, undesirable narcissists who aren’t worth their time, money or attention. Feminists continue to put ever greater burden on men through government and legal system. Using more and more shame and guilt tactics to enforce compliance. Women continue to treat men with disrespect, and become ever more hateful and demanding when it comes to potential marriage and sex partners. The media attack, undermine masculinity at ever available opportunity. Marriage and relationships as well as sex with women becomes increasing too risky or simply not important enough to consider.

Slowly but surely more and more young men especially are opting out of society or increasingly angry and resentful towards women and girls. Western Civilisation is now unravelling and breaking down at ever greater rates.

The end for women will not be pretty.

Knowledge to avoid manipulation

Women can tell who the good guy is who’s trying to help them from the bad guys who’s trying to harm them. Pay attention to what they say and judge them by what they do. It’s easy to consistently lie with words but impossible to consistently lie with your deeds.

Men have to earn the right to protect and provide for women. They have to prove themselves to be as selfless as possible. Dependable, reliable and able to survive against all odds. Character and attitude matter. Fitness both mental and physical are important. Strong communication skills are essential. You need to be a good listener and trustworthy to keep her thoughts, opinions and needs at the centre of all you do so you can truly be reliable to act in both of your best interests at all times.

Women have to earn the right to be protected and provided for by men. They have to prove themselves to be caring, kind and loving. Respect and dignity matter. Character and attitude are essential. You need to be physical and mentally strong but not necessary overboard with it. Moderation is good. You need to be a good listener and submissive to follow and obey directions. You need to be trustworthy to be able to communicate with men to tell them what you need, want and desire. Faithfulness, loyalty and respect are required.

All these things and qualities have to be cultivated by men and women in unison. Relationships and marriages are a two way street. The more a man proves himself to the woman the more she is able to trust him to submit to his orders and directions knowing her best interests are being taken into account. They repay each with loyalty, faithfulness, love and respect.

The more they communicate with each other the better they’ll understand each other. The happier and more loving the relationship. As both will be able to know more to trust each and further develop the necessary qualities they need each other to cultivate.

Pick up artists spend their twenties banging as many women as possible yet when they hit their early thirties they demand to marry virgins. Yet they never seem to grasp that throughout their youth they were making sure those type of women didn’t exist.

Knowledge Important

Trust, respect and love are important qualities. They are more valuable than gold. Since they have to be earned from those around you. Once you have them you are richer than rich. When you lose them you are poorer than poor.

Anyone who demands respect, love or trust will never get it. If you don’t prove yourself worthy of love, respect and trust. Then all you’re going to get in return is mistrust, hate and disrespect. Those that do bow before your demands of love, trust, respect are only doing it because of fear, shame and guilt. That’s why you cannot demand respect, love or trust. It has to be earned.

If you tell a group of people that they have no future then you’ll be shocked to discover than any incentive for them to care, love, respect, help or listen to others suddenly disappears. Why would a group of people help or respect other groups if they have no future? Most people abide by rules and regulations because they’re concerned about the consequences in the future. But if that incentive is destroyed by convincing people they don’t have one. Then I’m afraid law and order and respect for rules and regulations will quickly break down since any incentive to be law abiding become obsolete.

If a group of people are told they have no future yet you expect them to assist others in having one. Don’t be surprised when the results are not what you expect. After all why help others have a future that you’ve been told you no longer have? Any incentive to do so has been destroyed. Therefore the group of people who believe they have no future will see others as competition and will treat them as such. Any willingness to be kind or helpful towards them has been made obsolete as a result of having been told that they have a future and you don’t.