Women and Bathrooms. Mystery Solved?

I went in the women’s restroom yet I didn’t see anything in there that would want to make me hang out in crowds. But for some reason women do.

I asked my Girlfriend why she goes to the bathroom with her friends. She said, “It’s a sense of community.” I looked at her and said, “Yeah. But you’re there to piss or shit.” You do understand that, ladies? The bathroom isn’t a place to exchange cooking recipes or discuss the latest celebrity gossip. You go there to piss or shit.

I’m an independent, strong, empowered woman who don’t need no man. But I do need my group of best friends to accompany me every time I need the bathroom. So they can hold my hand and cheer me on when I go to take a shit. We women don’t need a man but without our friends we can’t take a shit by ourselves.

The only reason any person would want to go to the bathroom in groups is so they can have some kind of shitting contest. Can you imagine that? Three female best friends in the bathroom challenging each other to see who can have the loudest plop.

Woman #1: Right, ladies. Get the toilet seat in position. Knickers down. The first to poop the loudest wins. No cheating by using piss soaked toilet paper, alright? I will notice the difference between a poop plopping into the toilet bowl and some wet toilet paper.

Real Reason Why Women Hate D1ck pics

We all know women hate receiving unsolicited pix of dix. Ever wondered why in general women don’t like looking at male genitals the way men do with women? Ever wondered why women tend to see upper male body (pecs, abs etc) as being more attractive, turn on than the lower body?

The TRUTH will surprise you but also make perfect sense.

Men like joking that our ‘naughty bits‘ are like trouser snakes or just snakes in general when discuss size, etc am I right?

*drum roll*

BIG MISTAKE!! Don’t you see, men? That’s why women HATE DICKS!! It leaves them traumatised because of that basic fact. It’s what turns women into Lesbians or transgender individuals. Get it? Understand it? Know where I’m coming from, fellas?

Penises are a reminder to women of that fatal night in the garden of Eden. Oh yes. Women suffer from PTSD as a result of having flashbacks to their original mother Eve. Do you understand now? This is why so many women are depressed and mentally unstable. They are surrounded by objects everywhere that taunt them about their own devastating mistake on that tragic night in Eden.

Women become Lesbians in order to escape looking at serpent style objects that penetrate them. This internal fear that ALL women have has been passed down through their genes right through history. It’s a never-ending, all consuming fear that the serpent will kill and devour their offspring as a result of their OWN SIN.

Male genitalia is typical stand-in, as far as women’s crazed, paranoid minds are concerned which is why they hate looking at pictures of it or why they don’t find it attractive or a turn on (it’s a nightmare for them). As well as why women will for all eternity live in fear of rape (being attacked again by the serpent and consumed by it).

REMEMBER THAT MEN.

When you flaunt your ‘naughty bits‘ around women falsely thinking they’re turn on or are attracted to it. THINK AGAIN.

YOU ARE PUTTING WOMEN THROUGH IMMENSE TRAUMA. You are reminding them of their own past mistake in the garden of Eden. They are scared that your penis is the serpent that tricked them into sin.

Don’t be surprised if after whipping out ‘the meat and two veg.’ Women over-react in an uncontrolled state of panic and anxiety. Don’t be shocked if they try to kick or punch your crotch screaming, “NOOOOOO! STOP COMING AFTER ME SERPENT!! Have you not caused enough damage yet for my sin?

If they drop to their knees sobbing, crying non-stop before praying, “Why GOD, why? Why do you allow the Serpent to taunt me so much?” You now know why.

This is why women need therapy a lot. This is why women go to the bathroom in groups. (Extra protection from potential serpent lookalikes lurking about.)

Mister Men get all sexist, init.

Feminists like to complain that the Mr. Men series of books are sexist. I don’t know why. You have a great load of cool characters for boys and girls of all ages. There’s Mr. Engineer, Mr. Scientist, Mr. Smart for the boys and for the girls you have Little Miss shut-your-mouth. What’s sexist about that?

I wrote my own story for the Mr. Men books. It goes like this — Mr. Brainy was having a very complex and intriguing discussion with Mr. Scientist about the origins of the universe. When Little Miss know-it-all came bursting into the room. She said, “Anything men can do women can do better.” Mr. Brainy stroked his chin for a second or two and then replied, “Are you friends with Little Miss shut-your mouth? You should.

Ultimate Mister Men story for the kiddies…

One evening Mr. Sexist was getting ready to go out to dinner. When he heard a loud scream coming from upstairs. Without hesitation he rushed up to find out what the commotion was all about. He saw his wife, Mrs. Sexist in the bedroom standing in front of the mirror in her new evening dress screaming her head off. “Oh my god! Oh my god!” She repeated over and over.

Mr. Sexist was puzzled. “What’s ever the matter, darling?

Mrs. Sexist looked at her husband. “Does my butt look big in this?

Mr. Sexist shook his head unable to contain his disgust at such an overblown reaction from his wife. “Bloody women.” Mrs. sexist started sobbing. Her tears were uncontrollable in the face of such a misogynistic slur. Mrs. Sexist was getting ever more over-emotional as she stood there crying her little heart out.

Mr. Sexist suspected she was having her period or some other women problem that he didn’t understand. Mrs. Sexist cried out, “Do you love me? Please tell me you love me unconditionally and that my backside doesn’t look too big and ghastly.

Mr. Sexist chuckled to himself. Then smiled and gave his wife a big hug and a kiss. “Of course, I love you unconditionally,” He said. “Your the most perfect woman in the world.” Mrs. Sexist stopped crying and jumped up and down for joy. “Now,” Mr. Sexist said. “Get your fat-big-old ass in the car. I’m taking you out for dinner!

Starved of Female Affection…

My dream is for women to love me the way they love other men. I wish women would adore me the way the do those other men. If only I could make them pay me some attention, give me my much needed female affection. Even if I am only able to obtain it for just ONE LOUSY DAY. That would make me a very happy man. I lie in bed at night waiting for that moment where at least one female on this planet decides to pay me some attention and to give me some much needed affection. For I have been starved my entire life of female love.

I toss and turn in my bed at night. Praying to those gods that have delivered this curse by which I suffer from a lack of female affection. Denied my entire life by a starvation of female attention. I don’t know why I am no longer able to get any satisfaction from a life that given me no access to female attention.

I see those other men. I envy those other men. They are never short of female attention. They bask in female love, admiration. They boast of the female affection. Never ending access to female sex and idolisation. How I envy those men. How I wish I could be those men. I hope and I pray that maybe I too will enjoy those same satisfactions. Even if it only lasts ONE LOUSY DAY. I will be glad to pay that asking price with my blood and my life. As I will no longer be starved of female love, attention and much needed affection.

Maybe if I prove myself to the women of the world that I too can be worthy of love, affection, attention and acceptance from them then perhaps I will no longer be denied that which has escaped me and avoided me my entire existence. Maybe I’ll will have the love, attention and affection of just ONE woman even if it only lasts for ONE LOUSY DAY.

That would be worth it. I would die a happy man.

Female Power and Independence

Female power can only exist whilst men continue to listen and obey women’s orders. Female power consists only shame, insults and guilt-tripping men. Once men stop listening or caring then female power is null and void. If females cannot enlist the support of other men to assist in the shaming, bullying of non-compliment men. Then alpha females are powerless.

Women lack the physical strength, dominance and aggression of males. Therefore female power is built around controlling and manipulating men’s superior strength and aggression for their own personal or collective benefit. Women do this through shame, guilt-tripping and insults. They convince men they’re not ‘real men’ (shame), that they are oppressed and have been throughout history (guilt-trip) or that they have small penis (insult).

These are the only tactics that women have since female power is dependent on the allure and sexually desirable nature of women. Once men stop caring, listening or find the women unattractive or desirable. Female power starts becoming ineffective. Women will have to either convince other men to bully or intimidate the non-conforming males or use the force, oppression and intimidation of the state apparatus and legal system to enforce compliance in order to continue to gain benefits and advantages at the expense of others (usually men).

As long as there is incentives to encourage men to comply with obeying female or societies enforcement of laws and benefits for women. Majority of men will obey and sacrifice their own well-being and that of other men in order to gain the reward offered through the incentive. These incentives are usually to avoid being shamed, guilt-tripped and insulted by women and other men. Alternatively they may gain acceptance and love of women in order to procreate.

The truth why things go wrong…

This presents a major problem with women when they abuse their female power to the point it becomes increasingly ineffective. This usually happens when any incentive to listen, obey or care about women and their needs becomes obsolete or increasingly too risky. In other words if men find more women undesirable, unattractive or simply too risky to engage in relationships or procreation. Women will quickly discover that shame, guilt-trips and insults will no longer work. Since men will stop caring and therefore stop listening.

If civilised society has increasingly large numbers of non-compliant males. It will discover crime rates skyrocketing as a result of disengaged, disenfranchised males who no longer respect society norms, values and laws. It’ll find growing immature and unemployable males as result of them losing any incentive to work or study hard. Industrial productivity will go down since men will be working less as well as doing the bare-minimum in order to get by.

Marriage and birth-rates plummet further eroding any incentives for men to productive members of society. Therefore civilised society starts unravelling and breaking down. Since women are dependent on males in one way or another. Either through government services coming from male taxpayer money or everyday services that involve dirty or dangerous work (plumber, sewage workers, truck drivers etc). Then it is usually women who will ended up suffering the most as a result of the withdrawal and growing resentment of males.

Feminists like to champion women as being equal to or better than men. The common slogans, “Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle” or “The future is female” etc display a wilful ignorance of just how much women need and require men one way or another. Without men doing the manual labour work, paying the majority of taxes that fund women’s essential services and welfare then women find themselves unable to function in the modern world. Once males start withdrawing from society, stop being productive etc because any incentive to be has been destroyed or made obsolete or too risky. Then women will find themselves being increasingly unsafe, uncomfortable and unable to access the kind of services, luxuries and careers they once had.

If females abuse their power by becoming increasingly demanding, unattractive, undesirable, unloving, uncaring, narcissistic, self-centred, self-absorbed, self-righteous and hate-filled towards men. They will find these kind of problems accelerating as society will unravel and breakdown. Once men see no reason to listen, care or love women as a result of any love, marriage sex or relationship becoming too risky or simply not a powerful incentive it once was then female power over males will become increasing ineffective.

That therefore will put the majority of alpha career women or man-hating feminists at a severe disadvantage as well as making them prime targets of hate, abuse and violence. Males will have no incentive to assist or protect these females which in turn will put these women at greater risk once society continues to unravel and breakdown.

We are seeing the signs and experiencing the growing results of the abuse of female power. Women feel ever more unsafe on the streets. Misogyny and violence against women increasing. Men are failing more and more in education, lack willpower or drive to be productive. Many men unemployable and immature man-babies. Marriage and birth rates are dropping. Many men see women as increasingly unattractive, undesirable narcissists who aren’t worth their time, money or attention. Feminists continue to put ever greater burden on men through government and legal system. Using more and more shame and guilt tactics to enforce compliance. Women continue to treat men with disrespect, and become ever more hateful and demanding when it comes to potential marriage and sex partners. The media attack, undermine masculinity at ever available opportunity. Marriage and relationships as well as sex with women becomes increasing too risky or simply not important enough to consider.

Slowly but surely more and more young men especially are opting out of society or increasingly angry and resentful towards women and girls. Western Civilisation is now unravelling and breaking down at ever greater rates.

The end for women will not be pretty.