Evil is my middle name..

Those who fail to confront evil will be a victim of it.

One of these days the world will realise to its horror how evil I am but by that point it’ll be too late to stop me.

I don’t encourage violence against women but I do think it’s a great idea.

When someone does an unspeakable act of pure malicious evil. The world wonders if that person was possessed by Satan. When Satan does commits an act of unspeakable pure malicious evil. God wonders if Satan was possessed by me.

Any man that thinks he’s equal to women has no ambition.

Nazis are diet coke evil. Just one calorie not evil enough. I’m far worse. I’m the sulphuric acid of evil. I’ll burn your face off.

The best compliment I have ever received is that I’m the bastard love child of Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

The only reason I’m not in hell is because Satan kicked me out after I tried to take over. He’s jealous I’m far more evil than he’ll ever be in his wildest fantasies.

Anyone who thinks comedy is dead should go watch women’s team sports.

I met a female genius once. I was not impressed.

I don’t hate women. That’s not strong enough. I freakin’ despise them.

Of all the things you could be in life. A misogynist is probably the most noble.

People tell me that I must hate women. I always ask ‘Why is that a bad thing?

The only reason men should marry women these days is so they can use her as a punching bag to beat the crap outta her.

I’ve never kissed a woman, never had sex with a woman. Heck, I’ve never had a relationship with a woman in my entire damn life. I’m nearly 40 years old. Those are the things that I consider to be my greatest achievements.

Sex is like smoking. If people knew how disgusting it was they’d never do it at all.

Here’s something feminists should try once in a while. It’s called ‘Shutting the fuck up.

If feminists want to be equal to men they need to do the same dirty and dangerous jobs as men. They need to step up and put their money where their mouth is. That I imagine would be their arse.

If women weren’t such useless, worthless, talent-less sacks of fucking shit. They might actually achieve something important in life.

Have women looked at themselves in the mirror lately? They’re stupid pieces of shit. But it’s not your fault. You’re a woman. You were born that way. I’m sorry.

The woke mobs get turned on by making normal people miserable. I get turned on by making woke people miserable.

Do you want me to eat vegan? How about I slit your throat and eat you?

If I die alone. I’m still gonna be happier than 99.9% of all the world’s married men.