Real Reason Why Women Hate D1ck pics

We all know women hate receiving unsolicited pix of dix. Ever wondered why in general women don’t like looking at male genitals the way men do with women? Ever wondered why women tend to see upper male body (pecs, abs etc) as being more attractive, turn on than the lower body?

The TRUTH will surprise you but also make perfect sense.

Men like joking that our ‘naughty bits‘ are like trouser snakes or just snakes in general when discuss size, etc am I right?

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BIG MISTAKE!! Don’t you see, men? That’s why women HATE DICKS!! It leaves them traumatised because of that basic fact. It’s what turns women into Lesbians or transgender individuals. Get it? Understand it? Know where I’m coming from, fellas?

Penises are a reminder to women of that fatal night in the garden of Eden. Oh yes. Women suffer from PTSD as a result of having flashbacks to their original mother Eve. Do you understand now? This is why so many women are depressed and mentally unstable. They are surrounded by objects everywhere that taunt them about their own devastating mistake on that tragic night in Eden.

Women become Lesbians in order to escape looking at serpent style objects that penetrate them. This internal fear that ALL women have has been passed down through their genes right through history. It’s a never-ending, all consuming fear that the serpent will kill and devour their offspring as a result of their OWN SIN.

Male genitalia is typical stand-in, as far as women’s crazed, paranoid minds are concerned which is why they hate looking at pictures of it or why they don’t find it attractive or a turn on (it’s a nightmare for them). As well as why women will for all eternity live in fear of rape (being attacked again by the serpent and consumed by it).

REMEMBER THAT MEN.

When you flaunt your ‘naughty bits‘ around women falsely thinking they’re turn on or are attracted to it. THINK AGAIN.

YOU ARE PUTTING WOMEN THROUGH IMMENSE TRAUMA. You are reminding them of their own past mistake in the garden of Eden. They are scared that your penis is the serpent that tricked them into sin.

Don’t be surprised if after whipping out ‘the meat and two veg.’ Women over-react in an uncontrolled state of panic and anxiety. Don’t be shocked if they try to kick or punch your crotch screaming, “NOOOOOO! STOP COMING AFTER ME SERPENT!! Have you not caused enough damage yet for my sin?

If they drop to their knees sobbing, crying non-stop before praying, “Why GOD, why? Why do you allow the Serpent to taunt me so much?” You now know why.

This is why women need therapy a lot. This is why women go to the bathroom in groups. (Extra protection from potential serpent lookalikes lurking about.)