Abortion Slogans

Imagine if Planned Parenthood advertsed their services using some of these…

1) If you don’t want your future daughter to be a miserable failure with ten cats get an abortion.

2) Imagine if your child grew up to be the next Andrea dworkin? Don’t worry. Visit Planned Parenthood.

3) Violence against girls is bad. But its OK when we do it.

4) The girls of the future are concerned about future male violence and male oppression but you can help solve it today thanks to Planned Parenthood. It only 5 minutes.

5) If its good enough for china. Its good enough for us.

6) Thought killing females was horrible? We did too until we went to Planned Parenthood. Now we can’t stop laughing.

7) Nothing says failure like being a feminist. Help prevent future cruelty to women by visiting us at Planned Parenthood.

8) Too many oppressed women? Planned Parenthood. Every little helps.

9) Brought you by population control advocates.

10) All the talented women of Hollywood support us. Why don’t you?

11) Don’t worry it doesn’t hurt… Your bank balance, that is.

12) If the baby’s white. Are you gonna raise a racist? Visit Planned Parenthood.

13) Babies are yesterday’s fashion trend. Abortion is today’s.

14) First abortion is free on us. After that, white males have to pay through higher taxes. Why wait?

15) If it doesn’t live yet. Why not Kill it?1

16) Everybody’s doing it. Why be left out? Get abortion today.

17) Buy one. Abort one for free.

18) If its cheaper to get rid off it now why go through with pregnancy?19

19) Keeping up with the Hitlers.

20) One death is a tragedy. Sixty million unborn deaths don’t count.

21) 3 Minutes to get knocked up. 5 Minutes to undo it. Simples.

22) Giving birth? Should’ve got to Planned Parenthood.

23) No safe sexual protection? Tell that to Planned Parenthood.

24) Want foolproof pregnancy prevention? That’ll be Planned Parenthood.

25) Babies are an STD. Protect yourself with Planned Parenthood.

26) Childbirth is hard. Abortion is easy. Visit Planned Parenthood.

27) Made a bad error of judgement? Visit Planned Parenthod.

28) Mistakes can be erased. Ask Planned Parenthood.

29) Decisions in life can be difficult. Planned Parenthood can make it easier.

U fink you iz funny, mate?

I was at a female comedian stand up show when I found her to be incredibly annoying. So I decided to leave. At that moment she spotted me and shouted, “You leaving so soon, mate? Can handle a strong funny woman?” Not wanting to be mocked by a piss poor excuse for a comic. I said, “I’m a doctor. I’ve been called out on an emergency. Are you going to make fun of that?” The feminist comic shook her head and apologised for her snide remark. I smiled and said, “Your mother has fallen down the stairs in shock upon hearing her daughter thinks she’s some kind of talented comedian.

My friend talks about the dignity of assisted suicide. I said to him, “If you believe in assisted suicide you should cut off your own dick because the poor bastard has suffered far too much neglect already. Let him die.

I saw my friend the other day and laughed at him, “Your penis has suffered years of self-abuse and neglect by everyone except the neighbours jack Russell dog.” The dog sees it as a small friend to play with. You see the neighbours dog as a bigger brother to play with.

The only time anybody laughs at my friend trying to be funny is when I crack jokes at his expense or when his pants fall down and a Jack Russell dog chases you around the room thinking your penis is its own tail.

The only time my friend can ever be funny is when he pulls his pants down to his ankles before attempting to run in circles until he trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face.

I imagine people get an immense sense of self-satisfaction from working at the BBC and making over-indulgent TV programs that nobody wants to watch but get to do it at the British Public’s expense.

I bet BBC employees get the most smug sense of pleasure knowing they are wasting vast sums of public money every time they show up for work.

How can anyone laugh at this?

I went to Starbucks in San Francisco and what did I see? Upper-middle class white dudes wearing expensive Armani suits, talking on $600 brand new iPhones whilst drinking their lattes with their pants around their ankles taking a crap on the floor.

I’d like to imagine that in 50 years time nobody will care who Taylor Swift was. But I’m sure it won’t take that long.

That’s why I love supporting female reproductive rights. If she get pregnant with a girl. We always have the option to terminate it.

Abortion helps keep the feminist population under control. If you don’t give birth to babies. You can’t have a new generation of feminists.

If you knew your daughter would grow up to be a feminist. Wouldn’t you support abortion?

Support female reproductive rights. Prevent a future Andrea Dworkin being born.

Rape is never funny until I do it.

Feminists say there’s never any excuse for rape. I can think of two. 1) She had it coming 2) she asked for it.

If any female soccer player threatens to kick you in the nuts then all you have to do is watch a typical female soccer match and remember that they’re not very good at kicking balls.

The greatest feeling a woman can get when she’s with me is the sheer unadulterated sense of relief of making it through the day without me repeatedly punching her in the face.

I don’t have any current convictions of violence against women but I came here today to try and pick some up. Never too late to start.

Rape makes me extremely angry. How dare these evil nasty men go around brutalising innocent women without asking me first to join in.

If women are going to get raped then they should have the decency to call me up so I can come over and watch.

I love my wife the most when she’s screaming her head off in agonising pain and misery.

I imagine when the French soccer team ends up playing the German soccer team in the world cup final. The French team will surrender after 6 minutes.

Feminists tell men that the future is female whilst going out their way to tell women to avoid having kids.

When I went to a job interview the other week I asked how many females worked at the company. Since I’m always looking for new rape victims to brutalise.

When I got asked at a job interview what my best skills were. I told them it was a near super human ability for sexually harassing and raping women and constantly getting away with it. I told them I wasn’t gonna say any names but I have enough victims to fill a large book.

The future is female because any money that men can make. Women can spend it twice as fast.

80% of feminists deserve to die. The other 20% deserve to die in pain.

I’d rather lick the boot of Patriarchy than kiss the ass of a feminist.

The only pronouns I’m using for you is ‘kiss my ass.‘ You either except it, leave it or kiss my ass.

Trans women are women. Trans men are just fucking delusional.

Woman: I hit my husband once. I don’t remember why. The last thing I remember after smacking him is waking up in a coma. Apparently I was out cold for 6 months.

The thing I love most about my wife is when she is as far away as possible so I don’t have to put up with her endless whiny shit.

I don’t care what women say, think, feel or do. Unless it involves me.

The bible is very inspiring. I think it’s about a bloke with a beard. If I’m not mistaken there was a movie about him at Christmas. I forget his name. It might be father something… Oh yeah. Father Christmas. That’s right. The bible is all about him. He has a birthday on December 25th. I didn’t get Father Christmas anything but he did bring me a Nintendo. Which was nice.

Being in Hollywood is so tough that all the world’s coal miners are breathing a collected sigh of relief that they didn’t end up in tinsel town.

Since the coal mine industry in Wales closed down. You have a lot of unemployed miners roaming around the streets after dark. They’d happily fuck you for a packet of cigarettes and some sweets.

Following the collapse of energy giant Enron. The corporate suits are bringing out their own brand of shampoo in order to get their money back. The slogan for it will be.. ‘Enron Shampoo. Because we’re worthless.

I can solve Climate Change for the cheapest price possible. We take $10 bill and shove it in Greta Thunberg’s mouth to shut her up. No more hot air heating the planet.

I used to work in a hospital. A man came in with an axe stuck in his head. I asked him if he had any symptoms of a headache. He told me he didn’t but instead had a bad case of constipation.

Anita Sarkeesian could save a ton of money, time and effort by doing only one video whilst still getting the same message across. She should wear a T-Shirt that reads, “Everything is Sexist. Understand?” Then she should film herself standing in front a camera waving her arms around shouting, “Look at me. I’m so important.” Same message as everything she has ever done. None of the bullshit.

Evil is my middle name..

Those who fail to confront evil will be a victim of it.

One of these days the world will realise to its horror how evil I am but by that point it’ll be too late to stop me.

I don’t encourage violence against women but I do think it’s a great idea.

When someone does an unspeakable act of pure malicious evil. The world wonders if that person was possessed by Satan. When Satan does commits an act of unspeakable pure malicious evil. God wonders if Satan was possessed by me.

Any man that thinks he’s equal to women has no ambition.

Nazis are diet coke evil. Just one calorie not evil enough. I’m far worse. I’m the sulphuric acid of evil. I’ll burn your face off.

The best compliment I have ever received is that I’m the bastard love child of Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

The only reason I’m not in hell is because Satan kicked me out after I tried to take over. He’s jealous I’m far more evil than he’ll ever be in his wildest fantasies.

Anyone who thinks comedy is dead should go watch women’s team sports.

I met a female genius once. I was not impressed.

I don’t hate women. That’s not strong enough. I freakin’ despise them.

Of all the things you could be in life. A misogynist is probably the most noble.

People tell me that I must hate women. I always ask ‘Why is that a bad thing?

The only reason men should marry women these days is so they can use her as a punching bag to beat the crap outta her.

I’ve never kissed a woman, never had sex with a woman. Heck, I’ve never had a relationship with a woman in my entire damn life. I’m nearly 40 years old. Those are the things that I consider to be my greatest achievements.

Sex is like smoking. If people knew how disgusting it was they’d never do it at all.

Here’s something feminists should try once in a while. It’s called ‘Shutting the fuck up.

If feminists want to be equal to men they need to do the same dirty and dangerous jobs as men. They need to step up and put their money where their mouth is. That I imagine would be their arse.

If women weren’t such useless, worthless, talent-less sacks of fucking shit. They might actually achieve something important in life.

Have women looked at themselves in the mirror lately? They’re stupid pieces of shit. But it’s not your fault. You’re a woman. You were born that way. I’m sorry.

The woke mobs get turned on by making normal people miserable. I get turned on by making woke people miserable.

Do you want me to eat vegan? How about I slit your throat and eat you?

If I die alone. I’m still gonna be happier than 99.9% of all the world’s married men.

Mister Men get all sexist, init.

Feminists like to complain that the Mr. Men series of books are sexist. I don’t know why. You have a great load of cool characters for boys and girls of all ages. There’s Mr. Engineer, Mr. Scientist, Mr. Smart for the boys and for the girls you have Little Miss shut-your-mouth. What’s sexist about that?

I wrote my own story for the Mr. Men books. It goes like this — Mr. Brainy was having a very complex and intriguing discussion with Mr. Scientist about the origins of the universe. When Little Miss know-it-all came bursting into the room. She said, “Anything men can do women can do better.” Mr. Brainy stroked his chin for a second or two and then replied, “Are you friends with Little Miss shut-your mouth? You should.

Ultimate Mister Men story for the kiddies…

One evening Mr. Sexist was getting ready to go out to dinner. When he heard a loud scream coming from upstairs. Without hesitation he rushed up to find out what the commotion was all about. He saw his wife, Mrs. Sexist in the bedroom standing in front of the mirror in her new evening dress screaming her head off. “Oh my god! Oh my god!” She repeated over and over.

Mr. Sexist was puzzled. “What’s ever the matter, darling?

Mrs. Sexist looked at her husband. “Does my butt look big in this?

Mr. Sexist shook his head unable to contain his disgust at such an overblown reaction from his wife. “Bloody women.” Mrs. sexist started sobbing. Her tears were uncontrollable in the face of such a misogynistic slur. Mrs. Sexist was getting ever more over-emotional as she stood there crying her little heart out.

Mr. Sexist suspected she was having her period or some other women problem that he didn’t understand. Mrs. Sexist cried out, “Do you love me? Please tell me you love me unconditionally and that my backside doesn’t look too big and ghastly.

Mr. Sexist chuckled to himself. Then smiled and gave his wife a big hug and a kiss. “Of course, I love you unconditionally,” He said. “Your the most perfect woman in the world.” Mrs. Sexist stopped crying and jumped up and down for joy. “Now,” Mr. Sexist said. “Get your fat-big-old ass in the car. I’m taking you out for dinner!

Female Power and Independence

Female power can only exist whilst men continue to listen and obey women’s orders. Female power consists only shame, insults and guilt-tripping men. Once men stop listening or caring then female power is null and void. If females cannot enlist the support of other men to assist in the shaming, bullying of non-compliment men. Then alpha females are powerless.

Women lack the physical strength, dominance and aggression of males. Therefore female power is built around controlling and manipulating men’s superior strength and aggression for their own personal or collective benefit. Women do this through shame, guilt-tripping and insults. They convince men they’re not ‘real men’ (shame), that they are oppressed and have been throughout history (guilt-trip) or that they have small penis (insult).

These are the only tactics that women have since female power is dependent on the allure and sexually desirable nature of women. Once men stop caring, listening or find the women unattractive or desirable. Female power starts becoming ineffective. Women will have to either convince other men to bully or intimidate the non-conforming males or use the force, oppression and intimidation of the state apparatus and legal system to enforce compliance in order to continue to gain benefits and advantages at the expense of others (usually men).

As long as there is incentives to encourage men to comply with obeying female or societies enforcement of laws and benefits for women. Majority of men will obey and sacrifice their own well-being and that of other men in order to gain the reward offered through the incentive. These incentives are usually to avoid being shamed, guilt-tripped and insulted by women and other men. Alternatively they may gain acceptance and love of women in order to procreate.

The truth why things go wrong…

This presents a major problem with women when they abuse their female power to the point it becomes increasingly ineffective. This usually happens when any incentive to listen, obey or care about women and their needs becomes obsolete or increasingly too risky. In other words if men find more women undesirable, unattractive or simply too risky to engage in relationships or procreation. Women will quickly discover that shame, guilt-trips and insults will no longer work. Since men will stop caring and therefore stop listening.

If civilised society has increasingly large numbers of non-compliant males. It will discover crime rates skyrocketing as a result of disengaged, disenfranchised males who no longer respect society norms, values and laws. It’ll find growing immature and unemployable males as result of them losing any incentive to work or study hard. Industrial productivity will go down since men will be working less as well as doing the bare-minimum in order to get by.

Marriage and birth-rates plummet further eroding any incentives for men to productive members of society. Therefore civilised society starts unravelling and breaking down. Since women are dependent on males in one way or another. Either through government services coming from male taxpayer money or everyday services that involve dirty or dangerous work (plumber, sewage workers, truck drivers etc). Then it is usually women who will ended up suffering the most as a result of the withdrawal and growing resentment of males.

Feminists like to champion women as being equal to or better than men. The common slogans, “Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle” or “The future is female” etc display a wilful ignorance of just how much women need and require men one way or another. Without men doing the manual labour work, paying the majority of taxes that fund women’s essential services and welfare then women find themselves unable to function in the modern world. Once males start withdrawing from society, stop being productive etc because any incentive to be has been destroyed or made obsolete or too risky. Then women will find themselves being increasingly unsafe, uncomfortable and unable to access the kind of services, luxuries and careers they once had.

If females abuse their power by becoming increasingly demanding, unattractive, undesirable, unloving, uncaring, narcissistic, self-centred, self-absorbed, self-righteous and hate-filled towards men. They will find these kind of problems accelerating as society will unravel and breakdown. Once men see no reason to listen, care or love women as a result of any love, marriage sex or relationship becoming too risky or simply not a powerful incentive it once was then female power over males will become increasing ineffective.

That therefore will put the majority of alpha career women or man-hating feminists at a severe disadvantage as well as making them prime targets of hate, abuse and violence. Males will have no incentive to assist or protect these females which in turn will put these women at greater risk once society continues to unravel and breakdown.

We are seeing the signs and experiencing the growing results of the abuse of female power. Women feel ever more unsafe on the streets. Misogyny and violence against women increasing. Men are failing more and more in education, lack willpower or drive to be productive. Many men unemployable and immature man-babies. Marriage and birth rates are dropping. Many men see women as increasingly unattractive, undesirable narcissists who aren’t worth their time, money or attention. Feminists continue to put ever greater burden on men through government and legal system. Using more and more shame and guilt tactics to enforce compliance. Women continue to treat men with disrespect, and become ever more hateful and demanding when it comes to potential marriage and sex partners. The media attack, undermine masculinity at ever available opportunity. Marriage and relationships as well as sex with women becomes increasing too risky or simply not important enough to consider.

Slowly but surely more and more young men especially are opting out of society or increasingly angry and resentful towards women and girls. Western Civilisation is now unravelling and breaking down at ever greater rates.

The end for women will not be pretty.

Typical Insanity of life and deal with it.

I don’t need a smartphone. A phone is a phone. If I’m in a burning building I can still call for help without needing to play angry birds whilst doing it.

If you have an iphone and you’re in a building that’s on fire and you call 911 and the fire department tells you they’ll be arriving within 5 minutes. You’ll respond with ‘OK. I’ll play some angry birds whilst I’m waiting and change my facebook status to burning to death.‘ You might as well kick back and ask Siri to play some music. ‘Siri, can you recommend a song?‘ Siri responds, ‘How about Nelly’s popular hit, Hot in here?

Next thing you know, you’re surrounded by raging flames as your iphone blares out, ‘It’s getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.‘ The police will then ask the firefighters after the incident. ‘Why did this gentleman die naked?‘ The firemen will have no choice but to respond, ‘Someone told him to take off all his clothes.‘ The police will be puzzled asking, ‘Why did he do that?‘ At which point the firemen will say, ‘Because it was getting hot in here.

Can you imagine if King Kong won best actor? The awards host will have to say, ‘I’m sorry but sadly King Kong couldn’t be with us today to collect his award. I know it is a very tragic accident that he fell off a building. We have truly lost a incredible acting talent and the film industry will be poorer because of it. I hope to see some positive news come out of this rather unfortunate moment by praying that New York pass some health and safety laws to prevent further repeats of these kinds of accidents. Perhaps a warning sign around skyscrapers that reads… Danger: Tall building. Do not climb.’

I heard Disney is thinking about a High school musical remake set in Colorado. It’ll be called Columbine: High school musical. They think it’ll be a huge hit with the goth crowd. Although they’re worried about the number of shots they’ll to film if each take goes wrong.

I was in San Francisco last week and I thought that place was bad. The only good thing about Washington D.C is that nobody is sh-tting on the sidewalk.

I’m sure GOD will spare San Francisco from eternal damnation if he could find at least 5 men in the city that didn’t menstruate.

When you hear people tell others to check their privilege at the door. It makes me wonder if this ‘door’ is like some kind of airport where you have to queue up for 3 hours to go through some kind of porno-scanner. Just to make sure you’re not trying to sneak in some unverified privilege that you haven’t paid import duties and Value Added Tax on.

Women want sex… with me? Bad idea

I’m in a conversation with women (shock horror) and they want to have ‘nookie‘ and ‘make whoopie‘ with me. Maybe it’s because I don’t like Mondays. Tell me why.

Woman: Hey, Poison. Fancy some? I’m feeling ready and I want some sex.

PoisonEQ: If you must I’ll buy you one for christmas.

Woman: You don’t understand. I want sexual intercourse.

PoisonEQ: So it’s a meal?

Woman: No. I want sexual intercourse with you.

PoisonEQ: OK. Tell me the name of the restaurant that serves it and I’ll book us a table at the nearest convenience.

Woman: I want to make love.

PoisonEQ: Is it some kind of arts and crafts thing?

Conversation #2

Woman: Oh. You have a small dick.

PoisonEQ: So? Does it matter?

Woman: You can’t pleasure women.

PoisonEQ: I couldn’t give a f–k about women’s pleasure.

Woman: You can’t give me an orgasm.

PoisonEQ: I had one.

Woman: I didn’t.

PoisonEQ: I don’t give a sh-t. I still had fun and cum. That’s all that matters. I’m about looking after number one. That’s me.

Conversation #3

Woman: You need to get laid.

PoisonEQ: Why?

Woman: Then you wouldn’t be a misogynist.

PoisonEQ: Does your vagina contain magic pixie dust that cures all ills? What about rapists? When they penetrate a woman are they cured of their misogyny?

Random Nastiness

If having a small penis means I don’t get to pleasure women. I consider that a blessing rather than a curse. I don’t give a f–k about women’s pleasure. That’s for simps.

Trust me, ladies. You’re doing me a favour by not dating, sleeping or marrying me. I couldn’t care less about women or their endless whiny needs and desires.

If incel means involuntary celibate then I’m now a Decel. I’m deliberately celibate because I couldn’t care less about what women say, think, feel or do. Life is brutal as it is without extra burden of women’s B.S being put on my shoulders.

I don’t hate women. I just don’t care about them enough to have any opinion on them besides ‘meh.

The most amusing thing about having a small penis is when everybody tries to shame and guilt-trip me about lacking the necessary girth and size to pleasure women in bed even though I couldn’t give a toss about women or their feelings. It’s like trying to shame a lion into eating vegetables in order to protect a gazelle’s feelings from getting hurt.

Go, Go, Go.. Politics, baby!

Witchcraft is a bit like socialism. No matter how many times it fails people still keep believing in it.

If you were on board a plane that was about to crash and there were only two choices for parachutes. The first one has been known to always work and the second parachute everyone believes works but has always failed. Which parachute would you choose? You pick the first one, right? After all you wouldn’t jump out a plane to save yourself from death by choosing the second parachute thinking to yourself, ‘It’ll probably work this time. I’m sure of it.‘ The first parachute is capitalism. The second parachute is communism. A modern parable for our times.

What’s Hillary Clinton’s favourite food? Sour grapes.

What’s Hillary Clinton’s favourite hobby? Losing.

If you’re looking at current trends and current data you’re no different to Neville Chamberlain declaring ‘peace in our life time.‘ We all know what happened after that.

Feminist science wouldn’t produce anything of any worth except endless contradictions of themselves and the facts.

If women have been oppressed then they can’t be that smart.

All I see is weakness and confusion. World conditions are ripe for a strong man to seize control and take the reins of power.

I’m not a satanist but I imagine they indirectly worship me. After all, who’s more evil then me?

Feminists are authoritarians who want to control everything but lack the physical strength to do it. So they need to employ the force of men through the legal system and politics in order to coerce the rest of the population to bend to their will.

Every time I got angry about feminist BS, double standards and hatred. I ended up winding myself up and became frustrated. I realised by doing that it means they were winning. So I stopped allowing myself to become so angry because I figured the best way to stand a chance of victory is by making sure your opponent doesn’t have any wins over you.

I lack the shallow egotism that allows me to succeed in modern politics.

These days if you’re going to be beautiful and successful. You need to be a shallow, self-serving, egotistical and full of sh-t.