Some times I hang around bars and clubs looking for women to chat up. Things can go well for me or they can go terribly pear-shaped.
Woman: Hi. You look cute. Can you buy me a drink?
PoisonEQ: Why stop there? Why not ask me to buy you a diamond necklace and a ferrari?
Woman: Stop being sarcastic…
PoisonEQ: From this point onwards I’ll be known as Satire.
Woman: Forget it.
PoisonEQ: Forget what?
PoisonEQ: Never met him.
Woman: (sarcastic) Ha! Ha! Very funny.
PoisonEQ: What is?
Woman: (rolling eyes) Nothing.
PoisonEQ: Why is he here? Can I meet him? He seems like a funny fellow. I don’t think I’ve met him before but if I have I’ve probably forgotten.